As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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