Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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