I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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