it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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