So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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