Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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