this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I love having hate sex.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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