he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
