definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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