i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No more Irish car bombs ever.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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