My brain says no but my pants say off.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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