so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
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Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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