Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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