i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Randomize
