when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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