my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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