Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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