I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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