my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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