so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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