Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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