My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
handjob tips. give me some.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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