I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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