So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
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i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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