absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We left the knife in your bed.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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