I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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