i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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