How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
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Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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