I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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