Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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