Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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