Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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