We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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