the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
