Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I'm at about main and main street
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
