I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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