yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
so let's talk penis.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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