I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Your cock deserves a montage
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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