I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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