A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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