i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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