He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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