Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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