Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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