It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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