i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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