Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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