I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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