see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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