Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Operation Purity has been aborted
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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