Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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