Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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