Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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