so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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