ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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