Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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