Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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