i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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