With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I checked into jail on foursquare
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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