Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
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you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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